{"id":1286,"date":"2005-08-15T00:57:27","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T04:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1286"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:39:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:39:52","slug":"bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1286","title":{"rendered":"Bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Supine Pastry: I will fasion myself a wilderness suit out of bearskins from bears I wrestle with my bare hands, then I will travel to their houses, and construct giant bows to hurl ma-sized arrows into their houses.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: ummm<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: man-sized*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: lol<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i thought you meant the size of your mom<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: which would be way too big for you to hold<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nSupine Pastry: And I will also tame a bear who will be called William.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: O.o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Supine Pastry: I will fasion myself a wilderness suit out of bearskins from bears I wrestle with my bare hands, then I will travel to their houses, and construct giant bows to hurl ma-sized arrows into their houses. SoAL Gilder: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1286\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,109],"class_list":["post-1286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1287,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions\/1287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}