{"id":1284,"date":"2005-08-15T00:58:54","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T04:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1284"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:39:15","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:39:15","slug":"multitasking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1284","title":{"rendered":"Multitasking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: you know me too well then<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: maybe ill surprise you!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: maybe ill say&#8230;. i am having sex right now<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: what would you say then?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: oohhh<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: what now?!?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: I WIN<br \/>\ndignifiediscord: i would say&#8230; you are very adept at multitasking<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: you know me too well then SoAL Gilder: maybe ill surprise you! SoAL Gilder: maybe ill say&#8230;. i am having sex right now SoAL Gilder: what would you say then? SoAL Gilder: oohhh SoAL Gilder: what now?!? SoAL &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1284\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,103],"class_list":["post-1284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-janelt","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1285,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions\/1285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}