{"id":1282,"date":"2005-08-15T00:59:21","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T04:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1282"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:38:48","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:38:48","slug":"streaking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1282","title":{"rendered":"Streaking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>eulalia062423: if you see someone streaking, yeah it&#8217;s me. you might want to close your eyes or put on glasses.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: O.o<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *blinks*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: how about i take pix and send them to everyone at ppa<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;if my camera doesnt burn out<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: >_<\neulalia062423: lol how 'bout FREAKING NO!!!!!!\nSoAL Gilder: lol\neulalia062423: lol don't think anyone but college chicks needs to see that\nSoAL Gilder: LOL\nSoAL Gilder: BTW, that has been quoted\neulalia062423: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!\nSoAL Gilder: mwahahaha\nSoAL Gilder: I WIN\neulalia062423: ALAN YOU SONOFABITCHASSHOLECOCKMONKEYMOTHERFUCKINGTURD!\neulalia062423: (all in the friendliest sense possible)\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eulalia062423: if you see someone streaking, yeah it&#8217;s me. you might want to close your eyes or put on glasses. SoAL Gilder: O.o SoAL Gilder: *blinks* SoAL Gilder: how about i take pix and send them to everyone at ppa &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1282\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,102,11],"class_list":["post-1282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-davids","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1283,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1282\/revisions\/1283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}