{"id":128,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:44","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=128"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:42:05","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T20:42:05","slug":"party-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: Where do I want to be&#8230;<br \/>\nTim: Apparently not my party.<br \/>\nIan: Not&#8230; not realy.<br \/>\nTim: Ouch. That hurts, Ian. Do you know how much work I put into this party?<br \/>\nIan: How much?<br \/>\nTim: None. But by the time you get here I could have done something. I could have poured a glass of milk, or something.<br \/>\nTim: Maybe I&#8217;ll invite over that bear from Puerto Rico. He seems like a cool guy. As long as I don&#8217;t touch him, I&#8217;ll be fine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: Where do I want to be&#8230; Tim: Apparently not my party. Ian: Not&#8230; not realy. Tim: Ouch. That hurts, Ian. Do you know how much work I put into this party? Ian: How much? Tim: None. But by the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=128\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[22,23],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-ianl","tag-timm","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":129,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions\/129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}