{"id":1270,"date":"2005-08-15T01:03:50","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:35:09","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:35:09","slug":"cyber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1270","title":{"rendered":"Cyber"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nebooru: i don’t get porn
\nNebooru: neither do i get hentai
\nNebooru: it’s stupid
\nPatrick: yet you cyber
\nNebooru: yes
\nNebooru: that’s with a real person
\nNebooru: a person who loves me
\nNebooru: and thinks i’m hot
\nNebooru: and wants to do me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nebooru: i don’t get porn Nebooru: neither do i get hentai Nebooru: it’s stupid Patrick: yet you cyber Nebooru: yes Nebooru: that’s with a real person Nebooru: a person who loves me Nebooru: and thinks i’m hot Nebooru: and wants … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,43],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-im","tag-patrickw","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}