{"id":1268,"date":"2005-08-15T01:04:14","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1268"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:34:41","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:34:41","slug":"mountain-dew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1268","title":{"rendered":"Mountain Dew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: i dont know what im more addicted to caffeine or sugar<br \/>\ncastironfeather: lol&#8230;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: did you see the box I brought in today for the party?<br \/>\ncastironfeather: *shakes head*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: 3 mountain dew and 2 coke<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\ncastironfeather: &#8230;<br \/>\ncastironfeather: wow<br \/>\ncastironfeather: I foresee lots of guys with sperm count issues<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: one is diet coke<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and all three mountain dew are different types<br \/>\ncastironfeather: lol that&#8217;s the one I&#8217;m going for then<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: i dont know what im more addicted to caffeine or sugar castironfeather: lol&#8230; SoAL Gilder: did you see the box I brought in today for the party? castironfeather: *shakes head* SoAL Gilder: 3 mountain dew and 2 coke &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1268\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,59,11,53],"class_list":["post-1268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-food","tag-im","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1269,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1268\/revisions\/1269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}