{"id":1242,"date":"2005-08-15T01:17:36","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1242"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:27:56","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:27:56","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1242","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ZeldaGaiden83: I&#8217;m writing a PM to someone.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: about?<br \/>\nZeldaGaiden83: My story.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: about?<br \/>\nZeldaGaiden83: Scarlett<br \/>\nZeldaGaiden83: Ask &#8220;about?&#8221; again and I&#8217;ll scream.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: about? \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nZeldaGaiden83: *Runs outside and screams*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ZeldaGaiden83: I&#8217;m writing a PM to someone. SoAL Gilder: about? ZeldaGaiden83: My story. SoAL Gilder: about? ZeldaGaiden83: Scarlett ZeldaGaiden83: Ask &#8220;about?&#8221; again and I&#8217;ll scream. SoAL Gilder: about? \ud83d\ude1b ZeldaGaiden83: *Runs outside and screams*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1243,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}