{"id":1238,"date":"2005-08-15T01:19:29","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2011-11-17T12:37:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T17:37:24","slug":"caw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1238","title":{"rendered":"Caw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: wanna help me make a caw?<br \/>\neulalia062423: wtf is a caw?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: lol<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: know how a mule is a horse and a donkey?<br \/>\neulalia062423: yeah&#8230;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: a caw is a cat and cow (but the mother must be the cow)<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: (because a mother cat would explode)<br \/>\neulalia062423: lmao!<br \/>\neulalia062423: oh god&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: as I was telling vicki<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: in chem (we were bored)<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: all we have to do<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: is find a cat<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and arouse it<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and find a cow<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and stick one in the other<br \/>\neulalia062423: and i&#8217;m supposed to breed a cat and a cow&#8230;.<br \/>\neulalia062423: lol<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: yeah<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: wanna help?<br \/>\neulalia062423: lol wtf are you going to do to arouse a cat?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: dunno<br \/>\neulalia062423: show it some cat porn?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: wanna help me make a caw? eulalia062423: wtf is a caw? SoAL Gilder: lol SoAL Gilder: know how a mule is a horse and a donkey? eulalia062423: yeah&#8230; SoAL Gilder: a caw is a cat and cow (but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1238\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,149,102,11],"class_list":["post-1238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-cats","tag-davids","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2074,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions\/2074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}