{"id":1236,"date":"2005-08-15T01:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1236"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:26:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:26:20","slug":"llamas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1236","title":{"rendered":"Llamas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: Wow. That came apart faster than a pig at a luau.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: lol<br \/>\nJ5261988: And now my moral for the day<br \/>\nJ5261988: I like llamas. La la la la la la la la la la la la la!<br \/>\nJ5261988: la la lllaaaaaaaa!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nJ5261988: Get it???!??!?!<br \/>\nJ5261988: LLAMA!<br \/>\nJ5261988: I think I just passed my &#8220;creative tired&#8221; and &#8220;delerious tired&#8221; line.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: yes<br \/>\nJ5261988: NO!<br \/>\nJ5261988: YOU MOM JUST DID!<br \/>\nJ5261988: OMG I LUFFS LLAMAS!<br \/>\nJ5261988: OH YES I LUFFS ME SOME LAMMAS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: Wow. That came apart faster than a pig at a luau. SoAL Gilder: lol J5261988: And now my moral for the day J5261988: I like llamas. La la la la la la la la la la la la la! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1236\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,109],"class_list":["post-1236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1236"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1237,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1236\/revisions\/1237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}