{"id":1234,"date":"2005-08-15T01:21:30","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:25:51","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:25:51","slug":"cure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1234","title":{"rendered":"Cure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: I am the good doctor. I cure people who only think they need other people&#8217;s canned food.<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: lol<br \/>\nJ5261988: Like&#8230;for instance. Alan has this thing for ranch beans.<br \/>\nJ5261988: I could cure that.<br \/>\nJ5261988: But you have to realize yo have a problem first.<br \/>\nJ5261988: Say it with me alan. &#8220;I don;t need your ranch beans!&#8221;<br \/>\nJ5261988: Ranch beans will give you gas.<br \/>\nJ5261988: That&#8217;s why the monks need beano.<br \/>\nJ5261988: So they don;t get gas from their bean sala.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J5261988: I am the good doctor. I cure people who only think they need other people&#8217;s canned food. SoAL Gilder: lol J5261988: Like&#8230;for instance. Alan has this thing for ranch beans. J5261988: I could cure that. J5261988: But you have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1234\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,109],"class_list":["post-1234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-johnr","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1235,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions\/1235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}