{"id":122,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:22","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=122"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:40:42","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T20:40:42","slug":"ears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Ears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He&#8217;s all, &#8220;My ears hurt from wearing a headset.&#8221;<br \/>\nTim: Yeah. I know, right?<br \/>\nAlan: He has you on speaker.<br \/>\nTim: He can hear us?<br \/>\nIan: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the&#8230; great way.<br \/>\nTim: Greg&#8217;s ears are the best ears that ever eared.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He&#8217;s all, &#8220;My ears hurt from wearing a headset.&#8221; Tim: Yeah. I know, right? Alan: He has you on speaker. Tim: He can hear us? Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=122\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,27,22,23],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-games","tag-ianl","tag-timm","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}