{"id":1216,"date":"2005-08-15T01:29:56","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1216"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:21:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:21:16","slug":"dyed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1216","title":{"rendered":"Dyed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TYteStuff1126: my arms smell like hair color<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230; no comment<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: i colored the hair on my arms blue<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: my legs red<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: and my head blonde<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: my eye brows are white<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i seriously cant imagine that \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: my sideburns are pink<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: and my pubic hairs are yellow<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;&#8230;..I do NOT want to see that<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: but everything else I have GOT to see<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TYteStuff1126: my arms smell like hair color SoAL Gilder: &#8230; no comment TYteStuff1126: i colored the hair on my arms blue TYteStuff1126: my legs red TYteStuff1126: and my head blonde SoAL Gilder: &#8230;&#8230;. TYteStuff1126: my eye brows are white SoAL &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1216\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,110],"class_list":["post-1216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-tyb","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1217,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions\/1217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}