{"id":1204,"date":"2005-08-15T01:34:43","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1204"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:18:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:18:03","slug":"gamecube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1204","title":{"rendered":"Gamecube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TYteStuff1126: i don&#8217;t think that my GCN will work anymore<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: uh oh<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: what happened<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: i just had an orgasm\/sneeze\/puke on it<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: i orgasmed<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: then sneezed<br \/>\nTYteStuff1126: then puked onto my gamecube<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: eeewwwww<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TYteStuff1126: i don&#8217;t think that my GCN will work anymore SoAL Gilder: uh oh SoAL Gilder: what happened TYteStuff1126: i just had an orgasm\/sneeze\/puke on it SoAL Gilder: &#8230; TYteStuff1126: i orgasmed TYteStuff1126: then sneezed TYteStuff1126: then puked onto my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1204\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,110],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-tyb","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1205,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions\/1205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}