{"id":1192,"date":"2005-08-15T01:40:28","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:15:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:15:01","slug":"wheelchair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1192","title":{"rendered":"Wheelchair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: *loves being law abiding*<br \/>\neulalia062423: dude, life&#8217;s not fun without a rush!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: meh<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: I like the slow grandma lane, tyvm<br \/>\neulalia062423: *sigh* what are we going to do with you?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: give me a wheelchair and handicapped licence plate?<br \/>\neulalia062423: DUDE!!!!! THAT&#8221;S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br \/>\neulalia062423: OMG!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: *loves being law abiding* eulalia062423: dude, life&#8217;s not fun without a rush! SoAL Gilder: meh SoAL Gilder: I like the slow grandma lane, tyvm eulalia062423: *sigh* what are we going to do with you? SoAL Gilder: give me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1192\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,102,11],"class_list":["post-1192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-davids","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1193,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions\/1193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}