{"id":1190,"date":"2005-08-15T01:41:06","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:41:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:24:23","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:24:23","slug":"cowfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1190","title":{"rendered":"Cowfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ShadowHdghog: cowfish loves to moo!<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: cowfish also loves to chew its seaweed cud!<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: cowfish makes yummy milk<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: but dont eat it!<br \/>\nlamenameman: woohoo!<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: cowfish milk baddd!<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: cowfish milk made of poop<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: lalalalala<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: poopy cowfish<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: all cowfish is is lump of poop<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: cowfish loves to poop<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: eats poop too!<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: cowfish happy<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: but dissolves in water<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: because it is all poop<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: lalalalala<br \/>\nShadowHdghog: heh, I REALLY need to stop eating sugar&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ShadowHdghog: cowfish loves to moo! ShadowHdghog: cowfish also loves to chew its seaweed cud! ShadowHdghog: cowfish makes yummy milk ShadowHdghog: but dont eat it! lamenameman: woohoo! ShadowHdghog: cowfish milk baddd! ShadowHdghog: cowfish milk made of poop ShadowHdghog: lalalalala ShadowHdghog: poopy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1190\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,112,11],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-chasek","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1229,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions\/1229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}