{"id":1180,"date":"2005-08-15T01:44:13","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:10:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:10:34","slug":"pho-noes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1180","title":{"rendered":"Pho noes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: yayyyy for chrisamaphone<br \/>\nAlan: err&#8230;<br \/>\nAlan: chri-sama<br \/>\nAlan: pho no<br \/>\nAlan: *ne<br \/>\nAlan: i like chri-sama pho no better<br \/>\nChri Sama Pho Ne: haha<br \/>\nChri Sama Pho Ne: pho no!<br \/>\nChri Sama Pho Ne: that sounds like some bad engrish cartoon where someone spills pho on them self<br \/>\nAlan: yeah<br \/>\nChri Sama Pho Ne: &#8220;pho no!&#8221;<br \/>\nAlan: XD XD<br \/>\nAlan: ahhh thats great<br \/>\nChri Sama Pho Ne: hehe<br \/>\nAlan: i feel like drawing said comic now<br \/>\nAlan: *person orders pho*<br \/>\nAlan: *pho arrives*<br \/>\nAlan: *person goes to eat, spills* Pho no!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: yayyyy for chrisamaphone Alan: err&#8230; Alan: chri-sama Alan: pho no Alan: *ne Alan: i like chri-sama pho no better Chri Sama Pho Ne: haha Chri Sama Pho Ne: pho no! Chri Sama Pho Ne: that sounds like some bad &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1180\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,62,11],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-chrism","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1181,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions\/1181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}