{"id":1161,"date":"2005-08-15T01:51:09","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T05:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:04:33","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:04:33","slug":"sleep-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1161","title":{"rendered":"Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: *pounds on your door at 4 AM*<br \/>\nAlan: *runs*<br \/>\nDan: lol and either me or matt would still be awake, lol<br \/>\nAlan: heh<br \/>\nAlan: *pounds on your door at 8 am*<br \/>\nDan: then we&#8217;d kill you \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: *pounds on your door at 4 AM* Alan: *runs* Dan: lol and either me or matt would still be awake, lol Alan: heh Alan: *pounds on your door at 8 am* Dan: then we&#8217;d kill you \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,32,11],"class_list":["post-1161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-danp","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1162,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions\/1162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}