{"id":1152,"date":"2005-08-12T05:20:10","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T09:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1152"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:01:32","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:01:32","slug":"finger-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1152","title":{"rendered":"Finger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>matts0226: i got it by (i hate saying this)&#8230;.fingering you<br \/>\nAlan: ah<br \/>\nmatts0226: that&#8217;s&#8230;..so&#8230;..WRONG!<br \/>\nAlan: hmmm<br \/>\nmatts0226: you kjnow you wanna finger sg2e<br \/>\nmatts0226: go on&#8230;do it<br \/>\nAlan: what?<br \/>\nmatts0226: you know you wanna finger sg2e<br \/>\nAlan: sg2e?<br \/>\nmatts0226: yes<br \/>\nAlan: ok&#8230;<br \/>\nAlan: its just his info<br \/>\nAlan: nothing special<br \/>\nAlan: Stephen Garoff<br \/>\nAlan: physics<br \/>\nAlan: chem e<br \/>\nmatts0226: yes<br \/>\nmatts0226: OMG alan fingered garoff!<br \/>\nmatts0226: that&#8217;s so nasty man!<br \/>\nAlan: lol<br \/>\nmatts0226: you&#8217;re sick!<br \/>\nAlan: \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nAlan: ill finger you next if you dont stop<br \/>\nmatts0226: don&#8217;t come near me<br \/>\nAlan: \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nmatts0226: you must have done it before<br \/>\nAlan: *fingers msarnoff*<br \/>\nAlan: you have office hours? O.o<br \/>\nmatts0226: er, yes<br \/>\nAlan: A- blood<br \/>\nmatts0226: right<br \/>\nAlan: sex only when you dont have homework due<br \/>\nmatts0226: and yes, i have homework due. don&#8217;t get any ideas<br \/>\nAlan: amazing what you can find out by fingering someone<br \/>\nmatts0226: GOOD GOD<br \/>\nAlan: ?<br \/>\nmatts0226: someone has an account with username &#8220;me&#8221;<br \/>\nmatts0226: so you can type &#8220;Finger me&#8221;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>matts0226: i got it by (i hate saying this)&#8230;.fingering you Alan: ah matts0226: that&#8217;s&#8230;..so&#8230;..WRONG! Alan: hmmm matts0226: you kjnow you wanna finger sg2e matts0226: go on&#8230;do it Alan: what? matts0226: you know you wanna finger sg2e Alan: sg2e? matts0226: yes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1152\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,36],"class_list":["post-1152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-matts","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1153,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}