{"id":1150,"date":"2005-08-12T05:21:25","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T09:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:00:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:00:52","slug":"bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1150","title":{"rendered":"Bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: i have a package<br \/>\nAlan: gotta go back to UC<br \/>\nAlan: >_<\nEchidnapi: oooooh\nAlan: eh ill get it tomorrow\nEchidnapi: cool\nEchidnapi: ah, oh well, probably was a bomb anyways\nEchidnapi: if there are people watching aim traffic\nEchidnapi: BOMB\nEchidnapi: ASSASINATION\nEchidnapi: KABOOM\nEchidnapi: PACKAGE\nAlan: O.o\nAlan: O.o\nEchidnapi: err *cough*\nAlan: *thwaks*\nEchidnapi: I saw a dog sniffing the bleachers, I assume for bombs, probably not for crack cocaine\nAlan: yeah\nAlan: we went to the second floor doherty\nAlan: to get a vintage point for pictures\nAlan: theres a womans bathroom overlooking the area\nEchidnapi: got to see the bomb checkers?\nAlan: there was an armed guard preventing people from using the bathroom\nAlan: -_-\nEchidnapi: ooooooooooooh\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: i have a package Alan: gotta go back to UC Alan: >_< Echidnapi: oooooh Alan: eh ill get it tomorrow Echidnapi: cool Echidnapi: ah, oh well, probably was a bomb anyways Echidnapi: if there are people watching aim traffic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1150\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,63],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-markc","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1151,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions\/1151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}