{"id":1144,"date":"2005-08-12T05:24:49","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T09:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1144"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:38:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:38:10","slug":"dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1144","title":{"rendered":"Dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>breakmybrain: did you just eat fries for dinner?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: no!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: im not that dumb!<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: ok<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i had a diet coke too<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and ketsup<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: you need fruits and veggies!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: ketsup = tomatoes = fruit<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: lie<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: potatoes = veggie and starch<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: all good<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: you need something green<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: like mold or boogers<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i drank out of a green cup<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: good enough<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and i think the cup was moldy<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: coulda been<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i dont wash my cup very well<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: my carpet is growing mushrooms&#8230;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: maybe ill make pizza<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: I just looked for the appropriate smiley face<br \/>\nbreakmybrain: but there were none throwing up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>breakmybrain: did you just eat fries for dinner? SoAL Gilder: no! SoAL Gilder: im not that dumb! breakmybrain: ok SoAL Gilder: i had a diet coke too SoAL Gilder: and ketsup breakmybrain: you need fruits and veggies! SoAL Gilder: ketsup &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1144\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,59,11,113],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-food","tag-im","tag-pully","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1281,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions\/1281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}