{"id":1142,"date":"2005-08-12T05:25:19","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T09:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1142"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:58:40","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:58:40","slug":"bang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1142","title":{"rendered":"Bang"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: ill just call you Kat<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: sure<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: what else would you call me?<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: besides dead sexy?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: lol dunno<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: hahahaha<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: kat, i want you<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i want your hot bod<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: oh HELL yes<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: i&#8217;m too sexy for you<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i want to lay you on my bed and pound away at you<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: you couldn&#8217;t handle me<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: with a hammer&#8230;..<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: LOL<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: that was really good<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: i like<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: thx?<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: now i need to watch my back for hammers&#8230;<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: that must mean i&#8217;m pretty tired<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: i&#8217;m not going to be able to stop laughing<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: go to bed<br \/>\nElenya DoUrden: only with you, my dear<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: oohhh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: ill just call you Kat Elenya DoUrden: sure Elenya DoUrden: what else would you call me? Elenya DoUrden: besides dead sexy? SoAL Gilder: lol dunno SoAL Gilder: hahahaha SoAL Gilder: kat, i want you SoAL Gilder: i want &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1142\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,51],"class_list":["post-1142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-kathleeng","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1143,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions\/1143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}