{"id":1134,"date":"2005-08-12T05:29:57","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T09:29:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1134"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:56:19","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:56:19","slug":"hyper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1134","title":{"rendered":"Hyper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: aukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: shat<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230; wait that sounds wrong<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: aukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyshat<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: hehehe<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: &#8216;sup<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: aukshatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8230;<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: hyper&#8230;.eh?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: WHY DID PEOPLE EVER TELL ME SHAT WAS THE PAST TENSE OF SHIT<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: -_-<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *dies*<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: meh<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: heh<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: whee<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: yup&#8230;.hyper<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: ive bene hyper since getting back<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i r teh ba34k<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: mwahahaha<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: dunno<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: LOL<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: me gots teh jet lg<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: check j00 email<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: reply reply f00<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: oh yeah<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i r teh w1nn4rrrr<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: r<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: r<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: lol<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: ok<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: yus<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: do do do do do do do do<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: look in jaws<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *im jaws<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: do do do do do do do do<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i have jaws<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: do you hav ejaws?<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: i think everyone has jaws<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: JAWSSSSSSSSS<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: wow<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: dude<br \/>\ntnt3point14159: chill<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: me need help<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: aukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky SoAL Gilder: shat SoAL Gilder: &#8230; wait that sounds wrong SoAL Gilder: aukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyshat SoAL Gilder: &#8230; tnt3point14159: hehehe tnt3point14159: &#8216;sup SoAL Gilder: aukshatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy SoAL Gilder: &#8230; tnt3point14159: hyper&#8230;.eh? SoAL Gilder: WHY DID PEOPLE EVER TELL ME SHAT &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1134\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[106,5,11],"class_list":["post-1134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-akshatp","tag-alanv","tag-im","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1135,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions\/1135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}