volleychic303: booya
\nconformistnon: heya heya
\nvolleychic303: huzza huzza
\nconformistnon: chumbawamba
\nvolleychic303: ai carrumba!
\nconformistnon: chimichanga!
\nvolleychic303: la bamba bamba
\nconformistnon: free willy
\nvolleychic303: SAVE THE SHIRE!
\nconformistnon: release the enslaved cambodian deermice!
\nvolleychic303: give saucy canards a second chance
\nconformistnon: donate to the aluminum sphere foundation of missouri
\nvolleychic303: remember to get the sauce slathering machine patented
\nconformistnon: think charitable thoughts about other people’s pet problems
\nvolleychic303: convince the soft-shelled snail to move into a bigger, better house
\nconformistnon: respect goes out to the most frumptious of the libertinian rat-chickens
\nvolleychic303: Sicilian sweat shops must be shut down due to an unexpected outbreak of the measles (oh, those measles!)
\nconformistnon: attempts to recall any instance relating to the Event of Seventy-Six shall be punishable by jelly
\nvolleychic303: the amanda must exit the vicinity of the study to dawdle to her room for a rest of the brain
\nvolleychic303: awfiederzein, the amanda calls
\nconformistnon: the janellian eyelids are rebelling and falling to the floor, even as her hand waves in a goodbye motion
\nvolleychic303: the amanda clicks on the upper right hand corner of the aim window, battling poop up ads right and left
\nvolleychic303: ***POP
\nvolleychic303: **POP
\nconformistnon: the esophagus becomes sore from laughing too hard at the silly typo
\nvolleychic303: the amanda blushes profusely
\nconformistnon: shoo! shoo! the battalions cry. for there is work to be done!
\nvolleychic303: the amanda uses her last bit of strength to type in “bye, adios”
\nconformistnon: adieu, adieu, for parting is such sweet sorrow
\nvolleychic303: *dies*
\nvolleychic303 signed off at 10-30-26 PM.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
volleychic303: booya conformistnon: heya heya volleychic303: huzza huzza conformistnon: chumbawamba volleychic303: ai carrumba! conformistnon: chimichanga! volleychic303: la bamba bamba conformistnon: free willy volleychic303: SAVE THE SHIRE! conformistnon: release the enslaved cambodian deermice! volleychic303: give saucy canards a second chance conformistnon: … Continue reading