{"id":1124,"date":"2005-08-12T05:34:05","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T09:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:53:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:53:34","slug":"bring-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1124","title":{"rendered":"Bring it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Homie Jain: yup&#8230;we got the act down&#8230;all we need now is old people&#8217;s running suits..maybe a cane..and some dentures<br \/>\nHomie Jain: and we&#8217;re ready<br \/>\nvolleychic303: hahaha<br \/>\nvolleychic303: dentures?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: i dont know what YOURE talkin about, i&#8217;m not the one who needs dentures!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: thats YOU!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: lol sure you do<br \/>\nHomie Jain: those teeth are coming off one way or another *shakes fist*<br \/>\nvolleychic303: hahaha<br \/>\nvolleychic303: oh!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: you picking a fight with me now, girl?\/<br \/>\nvolleychic303: oh, bring it!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: IT&#8217;S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN<br \/>\nHomie Jain: BACK UP!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: you can&#8217;t beat da masta<br \/>\nHomie Jain: i&#8217;ll pop one in yours before you can realize who you&#8217;re dealin&#8217; with<br \/>\nvolleychic303: oh yeah?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: Huh?<br \/>\nHomie Jain: i&#8217;m the mad hata from the street of compton<br \/>\nvolleychic303: you forgot who i was back in the day!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: me and my homie crew will beat you down!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: you were nothing back in the day! you was some mad crazy foo&#8217; who thought they could make it out on the streets<br \/>\nvolleychic303: yeah? huh?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: youre memory&#8217;s failing!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: im not the one with the bad memory!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: YOU ARE<br \/>\nvolleychic303: AND DONT YOU FORGET IT<br \/>\nHomie Jain: my memory&#8217;s as good as ever!! you wanna mess with me?!!?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: heck yea!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: bring it on, old one!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: you wanna mess with THE gangsta back in mah days&#8230;ooo..you watch yo&#8217; back<br \/>\nvolleychic303: youre just a pile of skin!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: youre just a sack of ORGANS AND TISSUE!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: as much a pile of skin as you are!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: look at you trying to be all cool with your heavy gangsta clothes..so old..you can&#8217;t even carry them!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: oh yeah? well im not the one who needs DENTURES!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: you cant even hold TEETH in YOUR mouth, i dont know what youre talkin bout girl<br \/>\nHomie Jain: you will when i&#8217;m through wid you<br \/>\nHomie Jain: oh you better be ready<br \/>\nHomie Jain: 3 o&#8217;clock tomorrow..meet me at the corner of the street<br \/>\nvolleychic303: oh yeah? im not the one who needs to make sure she has her DIAPERS in her PANTS because her bladder&#8217;s failing!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: have your crew ready<br \/>\nvolleychic303: how&#8217;re you even sposed to WALK to the corner??!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: you need for CANE!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: HA!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: ooo you watch your mouth little girl..i can beat yo&#8217; a** any day!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: and if ic an&#8217;t! my crew of young people sure can!!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: oh yeah? well, at least i GOT one, miss i had to get surgery on my butt cause it got too big and there was a tumor!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: psh, what young ppl, we hate them all, remember?<br \/>\nHomie Jain: nasty a** fool aren&#8217;t ya?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: anyways, at least i got some<br \/>\nvolleychic303: at least i got a HUSBAND<br \/>\nvolleychic303: you couldnt even git one<br \/>\nHomie Jain: an invisible one!!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: everyones so afraid of your TEETH<br \/>\nHomie Jain: cause i&#8217;m independent!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: i dont&#8217; need no man to take care of me!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: your teeth are independent? heck, thats right, theyre so independent that they keep comin out of your mouth!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: i be fine up in dis joint with out some crazy fool trying to boss me around<br \/>\nvolleychic303: theyre about to start a revolution in that little hole in your face!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: this whole in my face can chew you down!!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: that&#8217;s right..i&#8217;m white!!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: with what?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: your GUMS?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: YOU GOT GINGIVITIS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: don&#8217;t underestimate the gums baby<br \/>\nHomie Jain: i got gingivitis coming out the yinyang that can kill you anyday!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: theyre MUSH for heavens sake!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: mush in your world..poison for you in mine<br \/>\nHomie Jain: BWAHAHAHA<br \/>\nvolleychic303: hecK! you cant even GIT your gums on my flesh!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: you cant even MOVE~!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: CAUSE OF YOUR CHRONIC ARTHRITIS!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: i&#8217;m sorry..you must have mistaken that for your old bones!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: look at you!!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: you&#8217;re going to break if you move<br \/>\nHomie Jain: !!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: well,at least i GOT bones!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: but you ain&#8217;t got a spine<br \/>\nHomie Jain: OOOO DIS!!<br \/>\nvolleychic303: im not the one who needs a BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT!<br \/>\nHomie Jain: whatcha gonna do about it!?<br \/>\nvolleychic303: well, at least i got BONES<br \/>\nvolleychic303: all yous got is organs and tissue<br \/>\nHomie Jain: which you don&#8217;t have&#8217;<br \/>\nvolleychic303: well, at least bones are HARD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homie Jain: yup&#8230;we got the act down&#8230;all we need now is old people&#8217;s running suits..maybe a cane..and some dentures Homie Jain: and we&#8217;re ready volleychic303: hahaha volleychic303: dentures? 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