{"id":1120,"date":"2005-08-12T05:36:59","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T09:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:52:19","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:52:19","slug":"rain-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1120","title":{"rendered":"Rain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: unless it rained soap \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\ncastironfeather: haha<br \/>\ncastironfeather: rained soap<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: you never know<br \/>\ncastironfeather: natural phenomenon<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: it rains acid!<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: it could rain soap!<br \/>\ncastironfeather: lol<br \/>\ncastironfeather: sureee<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\ncastironfeather: whatever you say<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: ill go dump soap in the coulds<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: clouds<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: with my airplane<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: and then itll rain soapy water<br \/>\ncastironfeather: ah&#8230; that&#8217;ll work well..<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: actually then it&#8217;d just rain soap bars<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: or liquid soap<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: depending on which i se<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: *use<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: since clouds have no mass<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\ncastironfeather: nice to know&#8230;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: lol<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: tomorrows forecast-thunderstorms with a chance of lever 2000<br \/>\ncastironfeather: lmao&#8230;<br \/>\ncastironfeather: today, local boy knocked out by raining bar of soap..<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8220;it came out of nowhere!&#8221; he is quoted as saying as he was wheeled onto the ambulence<br \/>\ncastironfeather: lol<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: &#8220;it&#8217;s a miracle!&#8221;<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: indeed, the nation&#8217;s poor are finding reason to celebrate<br \/>\ncastironfeather: lmao..<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: as it rained pork chops over the city of tempe today<br \/>\ncastironfeather: hahaha<br \/>\nSoAL Gilder: back to you, jane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SoAL Gilder: unless it rained soap \ud83d\ude1b castironfeather: haha castironfeather: rained soap SoAL Gilder: you never know castironfeather: natural phenomenon SoAL Gilder: it rains acid! SoAL Gilder: it could rain soap! castironfeather: lol castironfeather: sureee SoAL Gilder: \ud83d\ude42 castironfeather: whatever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1120\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,11,53],"class_list":["post-1120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-im","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1121,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions\/1121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}