{"id":112,"date":"2011-11-04T12:18:51","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T12:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=112"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:38:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T20:38:16","slug":"pet-tigers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"Pet tigers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tim: Grr. Now he&#8217;s a British tiger robot.<br \/>\nIan: That&#8217;s the worst kind of tiger robot.<br \/>\nTim: Now I&#8217;m wondering is it a robot in the shape of a tiger? Someone goes to pet it and it eats you.<br \/>\nIan: Why would someone pet a tiger?<br \/>\nTim: Because some people are stupid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tim: Grr. Now he&#8217;s a British tiger robot. Ian: That&#8217;s the worst kind of tiger robot. Tim: Now I&#8217;m wondering is it a robot in the shape of a tiger? Someone goes to pet it and it eats you. Ian: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=112\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[27,22,23],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-games","tag-ianl","tag-timm","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}