Alan: dan losing == roxors
\nAlan: while(doesLose(dan)) alan.setMood(“Happy”);
\nAlan: \ud83d\ude42
\nDan: while (doesLose(dan) && alan.isHappy()) dan.kick(alan);
\nDan: \ud83d\ude1b
\nAlan: while(dan.kick(alan)) alan.holdUpObject(“Dan’s Computer”);
\nDan: while (alan.isHolding(“Dan’s Computer”)) dan.steal(“Alan’s Computer”);
\nAlan: while(alan.getComputer.isStolen()) alan.holdHostage(mars);
\nDan: !!!!
\nDan: grrr you force me to play dirty
\nDan: while (mars.isHostage()) dan.burn(“tcgs”);
\nAlan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) alan.steal(dan.getGundamStuff());
\nDan: compiler error – method getGundamStuff() does not exist in the dan class – none of it lives at cmu \ud83d\ude1b
\nAlan: hmm
\nAlan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“Chicken strips, hot dogs, and fries”);
\nDan: try { dan.eat(“fast food”); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.cook(“ramen”); }
\nAlan: if(dan.cook(“ramen”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“ramen”);
\nDan: try { dan.eat(); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.leadDaringCommandoRaidToSecureMars(); }
\nAlan: while(dan.isLeadingCommandoRaid()) dan = People.AGENT_SMITH;
\nDan: System.out.println(“You know, Alan, the good thing about being me is that there are so many mes.”); while (mars.isHostage()) { dan.copy(); }
\nAlan: you didnt set dan.copy() to anything
\nAlan: System.gc();
\nAlan: System.out.println(“Byebye copies”);
\nDan: ok fine i’ll make a linked list of dans, keep adding a new one, and then use an iterator to make them attack you \ud83d\ude1b
\nAlan: ill take your linked list and set the head to null
\nDan: i’ll set yuor mom to null \ud83d\ude1b then with the root gone, her child node is also garbage collected \ud83d\ude1b
\nAlan: i already nullified dan though
\nDan: grrr… um… mars did it while you were busy nulling me!
\nAlan: hmm
\nAlan: oh well
\nAlan: thats ok
\nAlan: we’re both garbage collected then
\nDan: yay! mutual terminatino!
\nDan: strange game – the only winning move is not to play<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Alan: dan losing == roxors Alan: while(doesLose(dan)) alan.setMood(“Happy”); Alan: \ud83d\ude42 Dan: while (doesLose(dan) && alan.isHappy()) dan.kick(alan); Dan: \ud83d\ude1b Alan: while(dan.kick(alan)) alan.holdUpObject(“Dan’s Computer”); Dan: while (alan.isHolding(“Dan’s Computer”)) dan.steal(“Alan’s Computer”); Alan: while(alan.getComputer.isStolen()) alan.holdHostage(mars); Dan: !!!! Dan: grrr you force me to play … Continue reading