{"id":1082,"date":"2004-06-25T08:58:55","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T12:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1082"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:18:57","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T05:18:57","slug":"dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1082","title":{"rendered":"Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>David: Actually, I never touch my dog before school.<br \/>\nPatrick: So when DO you touch it?<br \/>\nGihan: David touches his dog!<br \/>\nGihan: It would have been better if it was &#8216;David touches his monkey.&#8217; That can be taken so many different ways.<br \/>\nAlan: Eewwwwwww<br \/>\nVicki: So, DOES David touch his monkey?<br \/>\nGihan: I wouldn&#8217;t know! I&#8217;m his best friend, but that&#8217;s a line I don&#8217;t cross.<br \/>\nVicki: As opposed to playing monopoly in towels? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David: Actually, I never touch my dog before school. Patrick: So when DO you touch it? Gihan: David touches his dog! Gihan: It would have been better if it was &#8216;David touches his monkey.&#8217; That can be taken so many &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1082\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,102,111,43,108,53],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-davids","tag-gihanj","tag-patrickw","tag-ppa","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1208,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions\/1208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}