{"id":1064,"date":"2004-06-25T09:07:33","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T13:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1064"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:49:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:49:01","slug":"sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1064","title":{"rendered":"Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

David: Jennie just has this aura that says ‘sex.”
\nJennie: Gee, thanks
\nDavid: No! I’m serious!
\nDavid: It’s like you’re thinking “Hmmm.. alright the natural log of… sex… fifteen point three four is…”
\nAlan: It’s because she should become a porn star. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

David: Jennie just has this aura that says ‘sex.” Jennie: Gee, thanks David: No! I’m serious! David: It’s like you’re thinking “Hmmm.. alright the natural log of… sex… fifteen point three four is…” Alan: It’s because she should become a … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,102,49,108],"class_list":["post-1064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-davids","tag-jenniet","tag-ppa","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1064"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1089,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1064\/revisions\/1089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}