{"id":1060,"date":"2004-06-25T09:09:28","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T13:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:49:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:49:01","slug":"pegs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1060","title":{"rendered":"Pegs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Alan takes Jennie&#8217;s necklace and pokes it in her nose*<br \/>\nVicki: Uh&#8230; what are you doing?<br \/>\nAlan: It&#8217;s pointy!<br \/>\nJennie: Stop that!<br \/>\nAlan: Pointy things have to go in holes.<br \/>\nVicki: OMG<br \/>\nAlan: They do! Pointy things always go in holes! Like pegs!<br \/>\nVicki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br \/>\nAlan: &#8230;.. what&#8230;.?<br \/>\nVicki: Think about that for a moment, Alan&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Alan takes Jennie&#8217;s necklace and pokes it in her nose* Vicki: Uh&#8230; what are you doing? Alan: It&#8217;s pointy! Jennie: Stop that! Alan: Pointy things have to go in holes. Vicki: OMG Alan: They do! Pointy things always go in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1060\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,49,108,53],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-jenniet","tag-ppa","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1087,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}