{"id":1056,"date":"2004-06-25T09:11:26","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T13:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:49:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:49:55","slug":"vickidavid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1056","title":{"rendered":"Vickidavid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick (looking at Guiness Records Book): It&#8217;s an anglerfish. The male attaches to the female and then his face grows into her body and then he lives off of her like a parasite. That is, after they have sex.<br \/>\nVicki: Pleasant.<br \/>\nPatrick: Watch out Vicki, one of these days you two will be having sex and he&#8217;ll latch on to you and not let go and you&#8217;ll be walking around with this&#8230;. thing&#8230; hanging off of you. Then you&#8217;ll be Vickidavid.<br \/>\nAmanda: What? I missed everything&#8230;<br \/>\nPatrick: I was just saying how one of these days David and Vicki will be getting it on and he&#8217;ll latch onto her and never let go. And then they&#8217;ll be having sex forever.<br \/>\nAmanda: Oh. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick (looking at Guiness Records Book): It&#8217;s an anglerfish. The male attaches to the female and then his face grows into her body and then he lives off of her like a parasite. That is, after they have sex. Vicki: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1056\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[104,43,108,53],"class_list":["post-1056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-amandac","tag-patrickw","tag-ppa","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1113,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions\/1113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}