{"id":1042,"date":"2004-06-25T09:18:48","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T13:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1042"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:49:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:49:55","slug":"finger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1042","title":{"rendered":"Finger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick: Look! The cops told them to turn their music down and they did!<br \/>\nPatrick: He just stuck his finger out like this and they turned their music down!<br \/>\nPatrick: I want to do that!<br \/>\nVicki: We&#8217;ll come to Mills one day and find Pat sticking his finger out like that and getting strange looks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick: Look! The cops told them to turn their music down and they did! Patrick: He just stuck his finger out like this and they turned their music down! Patrick: I want to do that! Vicki: We&#8217;ll come to Mills &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1042\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[43,108,53],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-patrickw","tag-ppa","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1042"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1106,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions\/1106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}