{"id":1038,"date":"2004-06-25T09:20:44","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T13:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2011-11-17T12:44:34","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T17:44:34","slug":"popcorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Popcorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: I wonder if I can snort popcorn&#8230;<br \/>\nAlan: &#8230;. I think I really did.<br \/>\nAlan: Ack, it&#8217;s stuck up there.<br \/>\nVicki: THIS is your gifted student who scored a 35 on the ACT and your National Merit Finalist, everyone.<br \/>\nAlan: Wheee look, the popcorn bounces when I do this! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan: I wonder if I can snort popcorn&#8230; Alan: &#8230;. I think I really did. Alan: Ack, it&#8217;s stuck up there. Vicki: THIS is your gifted student who scored a 35 on the ACT and your National Merit Finalist, everyone. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1038\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[5,108,53],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-alanv","tag-ppa","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2078,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions\/2078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}