Christa and Emily
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Lol
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Allison: Lol.
Christa: Did you just lol?
Allison: Sometimes laughing doesn’t get the point across.
Lighter
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Tommy: Do you have a lighter?
Christa: What do I look like?
Tommy: A lighter.
Headline
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Christa: You’re going to open the paper tomorrow and be like, “That’s my headline.”
Emily: It’s your baby.
Christa: “I made it.”
Emily: You birthed it.
Learning
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Christa: So what have you learned so far?
Josh: I learned that we’re changing the two-author signature style. I learned that, if there’s something wrong, to cover it with a white box.
Colon
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Christa: She sassed you. She sassed you in the ass. She went like this *reaches* and grabbed your colon.
Evan: Emily doesn’t have a colon.
Sploosh
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Emily: Patrick is over there.
Christa: Patrick! Come up with some innuendo.
Patrick: Innuendo?
Christa: Come up with a sexy headline. Like, really sexy.
Emily: Titties everywhere. Sploosh!
Christa: Double sploosh.
Emily: Triple sploosh.
Christa: Quadruple… sploosh?
Patrick: Okay. There’s only three of you over there splooshing.
Vagina
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Emily: It’s like someone took a sledgehammer to a vagina and sprinkled some blue mold all over it.
Patrick: That sounds like a good headline. ‘Sledgehammer to a vagina’
Christa: I have the perfect one. ‘My dick is like an airplane’
Headline
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(Christa has a fake headline “I want to ‘Hook up’ please take my virginity right now!!!”)
Patrick: Uh… we want him to stay on staff.
Celia: We’re also not using three exclamation points.
Emily: I love how that’s the problem you have.
Damn
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Christa: Are we allowed to say “Damn” in the paper?
Evan: Just add a ‘y’. “Day-mn”