Boner

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nukeade: Jon, Justin and I started new characters, and they’re at Level 9. Adam is likely going to try to join us as well, so we’ll have a foursome. Then I played with Boner, and he made it up one level while narrowly avoiding death. But narrowly avoiding is still avoiding.
nukeade: They can’t play with Boner until… like level 65.
Alan: yay, foursome! 😀
Alan: with boner!
nukeade: Yeah, well my boner extrudes poison.
nukeade: And not the kind that causes swelling in Women, followed by no fewer than 18 years of agony.

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nukeade: Now you don’t want to talk to me anymore? This wouldn’t be some kind of punishment?
Alan: 😛
nukeade: Should they lock me up in the punitentiary?
Alan: you are a bad person
nukeade: You can punch me when I get back.
nukeade: Whether or not the Steelers win this weekend, you can be sure that I started the punting early.
Alan: …
nukeade: Don’t worry. I know that whatever happuns, you’ll forgive me.