Emily: Greg didn’t know something?
Anna: He thought brillobox was capitalized.
Michael: It’s in the style guide.
Greg: I’ve told you guys it’s provably false that I know everything.
Celia: That was the one thing he didn’t know. NOW he knows everything.
Tag Archives: AnnaW
Circle of death
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Greg: We should have a circle of death thing here where you look at a page, then I look at it…
Michael: Do you want to look at A2?
Emily: No! You know I can make this a terrible work environment.
Michael: Here you go, Greg.
Emily: No, no! You’re on my shitlist now, Michael.
Anna: And with that, I’m going to go do my performance reviews.
Gadaffi
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Anna: Can we make a forum comic that is like: “Do we care about Gadaffi? Ehhhh…”
Magic
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Anna: Stacey, you’ve officially replaced Alex as the magic member of our staff.
Celia: What?!
Anna: Well, Magic Alex isn’t here anymore, and he never does anything, and Stacey is magical and is a Photoshop wizard.
Michael: I thought Stacey was always magic.
Anna: Well, she’s doing really asthetically pleasing magic right now.
Stacey: Stacey is doing really sketchy magic.
Cello
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Celia: Where do you keep your cello?
Evan: In CFA. There’s a cello room.
Anna: For a second, I thought you asked, “Where do you keep your jello?”
Katie: You want to see where I keep my jello? Come back to my place and I’ll show you my jello.
NEWS
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(During a discussion about our headlines being too small)
Anna: The problem is we don’t usually have news worthy of 72-point font. “NEW COURSE TAUGHT”
Diary
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Anna: Oh my god, Greg, I just proved you wrong about something in copy. I should write this down in my diary. It’s an achievement!
Feature
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Anna: …to get the feature in copy editing…
Evan: Feature on copy editing?
Madelyn: We’re gonna be stars!
Drugs
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Anna: I need drugs! All of the drugs!
Alan: ‘Salted drugs’?
Anna: I said ‘All of the drugs!’ I don’t know what salt would do…
Slit
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Anna: Celia, you can’t slit Michael’s throat. …unless he really deserves it.