{"id":1048,"date":"2004-06-25T09:15:15","date_gmt":"2004-06-25T13:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2011-11-11T23:49:55","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T04:49:55","slug":"finger-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1048","title":{"rendered":"Finger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Patrick licks finger and jabs it at Amanda*<br \/>\nAmanda: Ewwww! Pat, that&#8217;s unsanitary!<br \/>\nPatrick: No, if I stuck my finger up my ass, THAT would be unsanitary.<br \/>\nAmanda: Yes. Spit is fine compared to that.<br \/>\nVicki: Isn&#8217;t that kinda hard, Pat?<br \/>\nPatrick: No! How would I wipe myself after I take a shit if it was hard?<br \/>\nVicki: That explains a lot&#8230;<br \/>\nPatrick: What? I don&#8217;t go walking around with a crusty ass, do I? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Patrick licks finger and jabs it at Amanda* Amanda: Ewwww! Pat, that&#8217;s unsanitary! Patrick: No, if I stuck my finger up my ass, THAT would be unsanitary. Amanda: Yes. Spit is fine compared to that. Vicki: Isn&#8217;t that kinda hard, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/?p=1048\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[104,43,108,53],"class_list":["post-1048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-quotes","tag-amandac","tag-patrickw","tag-ppa","tag-vickih","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1048"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1109,"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions\/1109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/junk.alanv.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}