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Michael and Emily
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Josh’s happy kicking dance
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Baby
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(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?
Cats
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Anna: Cats cats cats! Crazy cat lady.
(Allison turns around)
Allison: ?
Allison: Oh, sorry. I thought I was being addressed.
Butter
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(Anna is making waffles)
Emily: It smells like BUTTER!
Anna: I’m SORRY! I try to do something nice for you and all you do is complain.
Slant
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Evan: Slant 12!
Emily: Slant 13!
Madelyn: Ooh, let’s see if Evan catches THAT.
Pitchfork
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Emily: Evan! “Pitchfork.” Italicized or not?
Alan: Is that a magazine?
Emily: Yeah, some hipster shit.
Evan: A regular old pitchfork? What kind of question is that? You’re fired.
Creativity
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Daniel: Sorry I’m promoting creativity in Pillbox.
Allison: And not in SciTech?
Daniel: “Case of the lost peptide”?
Notepad
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Michael: I don’t think I’m ok with you assaulting people with my notepad.
Emily: But you left it in the office. You bequeathed it to me! I declare it!