(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?
Anna: Cats cats cats! Crazy cat lady.
(Allison turns around)
Allison: Oh, sorry. I thought I was being addressed.
(Anna is making waffles)
Emily: It smells like BUTTER!
Anna: I’m SORRY! I try to do something nice for you and all you do is complain.
Evan: Slant 12!
Emily: Slant 13!
Madelyn: Ooh, let’s see if Evan catches THAT.
Emily: Evan! “Pitchfork.” Italicized or not?
Alan: Is that a magazine?
Emily: Yeah, some hipster shit.
Evan: A regular old pitchfork? What kind of question is that? You’re fired.
Daniel: Sorry I’m promoting creativity in Pillbox.
Allison: And not in SciTech?
Daniel: “Case of the lost peptide”?
Michael: I don’t think I’m ok with you assaulting people with my notepad.
Emily: But you left it in the office. You bequeathed it to me! I declare it!
(Emily is upset that Person’s Op is all women after already redoing it once because it was all Asian women.)
Emily: Try again! Third try! I’m going to keep calling you a racist.
Josh: How am I a racist?
Emily: A chauvinist!
Josh: How dare I ask a woman’s opinion.
Emily: How dare you ask a woman’s opinion on things.
Emily: Stop being biased against your own gender.