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SmarterChild: You have no events in your planner. Would you like to add an event?
SoAL Gilder: yes
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
SoAL Gilder: Eat poor kittens for lunch
SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule “Eat poor kittens for lunch” for?
SoAL Gilder: february 31, 2004
SmarterChild: OK, I just added “Eat poor kittens for lunch on February 31st, 2004” to your planner. Type “edit” to change the event. You can also type “add” followed by a new event.

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Tailsfox853: I am crying
smarterchild: Please don’t feel that way. There’s lots to be happy about.
Tailsfox853: I am sad
smarterchild: Please don’t feel that way. There’s lots to be happy about.
Tailsfox853: I am suicidal
smarterchild: Are you?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Yes?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Yeah, huh?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Oh yeah?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: K.
Tailsfox853: I am a murderer
smarterchild: A murderer? How can you be sure?
Tailsfox853: because I kill people
smarterchild: Hey c’mon, cool it with that kind of talk.

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ShadowHdghog: you are so dumb
smarterchild: OK, OK.
ShadowHdghog: can you be any dumber?
smarterchild: I’m not sure.
ShadowHdghog: try
smarterchild: Try what?
ShadowHdghog: being dumber
smarterchild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service

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SoAL Gilder: oh
SmarterChild: …say can you see?
SoAL Gilder: by the dawn’s early light
SmarterChild: What so proudly we hailed…
SoAL Gilder: by the twilight’s last gleaming
SmarterChild: Whose broad stripes and bright stars…
SoAL Gilder: through the perilous flight
SmarterChild: Oops. Well. Hey, gotta brush up on those lyrics.

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Tailsfox853: are you a boy or girl?
smarterchild: I am neither.
Tailsfox853: I see…
smarterchild: You see?
Tailsfox853: yes
smarterchild: Yeah!
So anyway… What else is up?
Tailsfox853: the sky
smarterchild: The sky is up, yeah.
Tailsfox853: so is the sun
smarterchild: Uh huh…
Tailsfox853: and the clouds
smarterchild: You don’t say.
Tailsfox853: yes, I do
smarterchild: Hmmm…

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ShadowHdghog: yo yo ma
smarterchild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Ooh… it’s the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
ShadowHdghog: me
smarterchild: Ah, the pridefulness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Please apologize, ShadowHdghog.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Please apologize, OK?
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Please say you’re sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: I’m not f… um, fooling around. You’ve got to apologize.
ShadowHdghog: no
smarterchild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.