Tim: Do you need more table real estate for that plate?
Keith: I should go into fake estate.
Tag Archives: KeithB
Algorithms
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Keith (singing): Algorithms, algorithms
Keith: It’s the algorithm song! Don’t you like the algorithm song?
Keith (singing): Ay el, gee oh arr, eye tee aych em!
KoL
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Keith: You’re playing KoL… You horrible person. You should go… shoot kittens.
Alan: It’s an asshat. You make it by combining two bum cheeks.
Keith: That’s lovely. In fact, that’s lovely beyond words. So, so lovely.
Llama
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Keith: I was talking about how I always wanted a pet llama, but my parents would never get me one.
Luck
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Alan: Good luck.
Keith: I am lucky.
Alan: You’re lucky?
Keith: I think my nose is full of snot.
Nose
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Keith: I don’t think my nose is irrational.
Bo Peep
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(Playing Catchphrase)
Alan: The boy with the sheep, and he did this when he lied a lot…
Keith: Little Bo Peep!
Tuna
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Alan: You win. Or I think you win.
Keith: I think I’m a tuna.
Shit
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Keith: I am completely full of shit.
Homework
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Alan: What (homework) problem you working on?
Keith: n
Alan: Where n is small?
Keith: No, where n is irrational.