(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?
Celia: Nick was here?
Alan: Yeah, he showed up this morning.
Celia: I didn’t know that. It wasn’t part of Michael’s tweeting.
Alan: Michael was live tweeting production?
Jonathan: Lie tweeting?
(Talking about how old comics had offensive things.)
Nicole: But it’s not okay to say ‘dickbag’?
Jonathan: What if it involved penis satchels?
Patrick: If ‘dickbag’ was representative of the time, it would be okay.
Nicole: Ye olde penis satchel?
Patrick: Yeah, ‘Ye olde penis satchel’ would be okay.
Stacey: We were going to look through past Thistles for photos of Jeff Lazlow.
Jonathan: From when he was not dead.
(Emily is complaining about an article in Forum to Josh)
Emily: It made me want to cry.
Celia: It’s okay. He gets it.
Emily: I’m motivating him!
Jonathan: Apparently smelling tears lowers testosterone.
Emily: I’m going to cry and you’ll die!
(The discussion goes to how women supposedly find men more attractive when they’re sweaty.)
Celia: I like my men to work out in secret. And come to me freshly showered.
(Evan is talking about how we should be using shorter sentences.)
Jonathan: Would it be fair to consider our sentences as pickup lines?
Evan: I don’t think there are m-dashes in pickup lines.