Hit

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J5261988: you damn right oops boy. This hottie were all up in my kool aid, and i was lookin to get myself a little bling bling going on, but then I got the word from my homies that this girl was all whck like that, and I was all, no, sweetass, I aint hitting -that-.

Message

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Supine Pastry: I wonder why the message box has that “type message here” thingy? It’s kind of insulting to my intelligence. I mean… -I- know that I know where to type… But the Trillian people could be sitting there, thinking “Stupid bastard, without that, he wouldn;t know where to type.” And we’ll never know what each other is thinking.

What now

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J5261988: I coded color support into my telnet server.
J5261988: -WHAT NOW-
SoAL Gilder: oohhh
SoAL Gilder: fun
SoAL Gilder: what now? your mom!
J5261988: not “do what now” just what now. And it wasnt a question.
SoAL Gilder: do your mom!
SoAL Gilder: oh!

Movies

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Supine Pastry: I warn you. Do not see daredevil the movie. Or Jackie Chan in the Medallion.
Supine Pastry: They are boh very bad.
Supine Pastry: Those movie are like….
Supine Pastry: If someone tripped in oatmeal and died then rats ate the oatmeal adn had ratbabies and the ratbabies pooped and the filth infected people and the had rat babies birst from their stomachs, it would be like that movie.
SoAL Gilder: ROFL
SoAL Gilder: quoted
Supine Pastry: crap

Ruckus

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J5261988: You dont need to be all comin out here, bringing all that riickus…
J5261988: ruckos
J5261988: rucus
SoAL Gilder: lol
J5261988: ruckius
J5261988: FUCK!
J5261988: r
J5261988: u
J5261988: c
J5261988: k
J5261988: s
J5261988: u
J5261988: FUCKING RICKUS!
J5261988: DAMMIT!
J5261988: RUCKUS!

Cure

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J5261988: I am the good doctor. I cure people who only think they need other people’s canned food.
SoAL Gilder: lol
J5261988: Like…for instance. Alan has this thing for ranch beans.
J5261988: I could cure that.
J5261988: But you have to realize yo have a problem first.
J5261988: Say it with me alan. “I don;t need your ranch beans!”
J5261988: Ranch beans will give you gas.
J5261988: That’s why the monks need beano.
J5261988: So they don;t get gas from their bean sala.

Llamas

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J5261988: Wow. That came apart faster than a pig at a luau.
SoAL Gilder: lol
J5261988: And now my moral for the day
J5261988: I like llamas. La la la la la la la la la la la la la!
J5261988: la la lllaaaaaaaa!
SoAL Gilder: ……
J5261988: Get it???!??!?!
J5261988: LLAMA!
J5261988: I think I just passed my “creative tired” and “delerious tired” line.
SoAL Gilder: yes
J5261988: NO!
J5261988: YOU MOM JUST DID!
J5261988: OMG I LUFFS LLAMAS!
J5261988: OH YES I LUFFS ME SOME LAMMAS!

Bear

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Supine Pastry: I will fasion myself a wilderness suit out of bearskins from bears I wrestle with my bare hands, then I will travel to their houses, and construct giant bows to hurl ma-sized arrows into their houses.
SoAL Gilder: ummm
Supine Pastry: man-sized*
SoAL Gilder: lol
SoAL Gilder: i thought you meant the size of your mom
SoAL Gilder: which would be way too big for you to hold
SoAL Gilder: 😛
Supine Pastry: And I will also tame a bear who will be called William.
SoAL Gilder: O.o