Borat

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Jennie (on Borat): Watching the movie was like witnessing a train wreck into a nuclear waste facility that ruptures and spews radioactive waste onto a pod of cute baby seals which mutate and fly off to sodomize small children.

Dog

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digitalnova0: oh, and I got a digital camera!
digitalnova0: whee
SoAL Gilder: oohhh
SoAL Gilder: whee
digitalnova0: and a new god
digitalnova0: *dog
digitalnova0: lmao
digitalnova0: and a new job
digitalnova0: neato
digitalnova0: and I am 16 now
digitalnova0: cool for me
digitalnova0: yep, employed… armed with a camera and a small smelly dog
digitalnova0: yay

Pegs

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*Alan takes Jennie’s necklace and pokes it in her nose*
Vicki: Uh… what are you doing?
Alan: It’s pointy!
Jennie: Stop that!
Alan: Pointy things have to go in holes.
Vicki: OMG
Alan: They do! Pointy things always go in holes! Like pegs!
Vicki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alan: ….. what….?
Vicki: Think about that for a moment, Alan…

Sex

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David: Jennie just has this aura that says ‘sex.”
Jennie: Gee, thanks
David: No! I’m serious!
David: It’s like you’re thinking “Hmmm.. alright the natural log of… sex… fifteen point three four is…”
Alan: It’s because she should become a porn star.