(Playing a board game)
Isaac: She didn’t have to look me in the eyes as she stabbed me in the back!
Isaac: Actually, I guess you never have to look someone in the eyes as you stab them in the back
(Talking about how production would last past midnight for Michael, the EIC, and Greg, the copy manager. Isaac was the comics editor.)
Isaac: You mean the longest part of your day wasn’t writing the horoscopes?
(Playing Fibbage, where we find that trees in Melbourne have email addresses.)
Celia: I visited Melbourne and they didn’t say a single thing about these tree email addresses.
Isaac: Celia, come on. They’re tree-mail addresses.
(Playing Drawful where everyone thought the picture was a genie coming out of a chimney, but is actually “building a nuclear bomb”)
Isaac: We all know that nuclear bombs are commonly built with bricks and mortar.
Michael: Nuclear explosions are also known for being human sized.
Isaac: I don’t even have to try anymore. I say something and you guys assume it’s mean to somebody.
*Playing Wits and Wagers
Isaac: How many unprovoked shark attacks were there in 2004?
Anna: Well that’s realy subjective.
Isaac: I know, right?
Anna: What, you’re poking it with sticks. Hey, hey, are you provoked yet? Hey, hey, I’m bleeding!