(Playing Fibbage 3, answering a question showing a diagram of a mouth thing, and an answer is “Waffles”)
Ian: But I want to fire waffles from my mouth…
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Tag Archives: IanL
Bees
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(Talking about old games… Tim had created “Beeline” and “Do you like toast, Alan” in college)
Ian: Do you like bees, Alan
Tim: Pitch it
Ian: It’s a game where you feed bees to Alan. You roll dice to see how many bees you feed to Alan, and then you win
Tim: Now are these actual bees and actual Alan?
Ian: Yes
Tim: I’ll sign my name on the dotted line. I think you’ve got a hit on your hands
Pokeliament
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(Playing Fibbage, talking about the prime minister playing Pokemon Go)
Kayleigh: Who knows how many pokemon are in parliament?
Ian: That’s my excuse when I break in!
Bear
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(Playing Role Models, Tim’s animal defense mechanism is “Being eaten by a bear”)
Ian: Being inside a bear is the best defense
Vengeance
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Ian: Puerto Rico two: Vengeance of bears!
Wander
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Ian: Keith, if you see Dan wandering around downstairs, he might be wandering around downstairs.
Ians
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Ian: That’s like when you put two mirrors next to each other and you’re like, “Whoa infinite Ians!”, except instead of infinite Ians, you’re in an aquarium.
Lie
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(Playing Survive the Internet, and Keith’s entry is “I’ve never been on a date with Ian”)
Greg: What was your prompt for that one?
Keith: “What’s a lie that everybody tells?”
Ian: Wait…
Masks
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(Talking about how Football is still running despite COVID)
Ian: They’re outdoors and technically have a mask on
Colorblind
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(Talking about the new Google icons)
Ian: It’s like they talked to someone in the accessibility department like “What if we made *everyone* colorblind”?