Scrabble

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Tim: Keith put the “ofa” in “sofa.” Aww, you took my spot.
Keith: Were you going to put the “oup” in “soup?”

Later…
Keith: So putting the “ofa” in “sofa” was a good idea?
Tim: Always
Keith: I guess that’s better than putting the “ouch” in “couch.”

Later…
Tim: Your sofa ruins everything, Keith!

Ears

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Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He’s all, “My ears hurt from wearing a headset.”
Tim: Yeah. I know, right?
Alan: He has you on speaker.
Tim: He can hear us?
Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the… great way.
Tim: Greg’s ears are the best ears that ever eared.

Shark attacks

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*Playing Wits and Wagers
Isaac: How many unprovoked shark attacks were there in 2004?
Anna: Well that’s realy subjective.
Isaac: I know, right?
Anna: What, you’re poking it with sticks. Hey, hey, are you provoked yet? Hey, hey, I’m bleeding!