Eric: Play your 8 of clubs, Dan!
(Dan plays it)
Eric: Thank you! Do I have to do everything for you?
Dan: I would prefer that.
Dan: Stupid face cards, showing up everywhere in my life.
Chris: Not just in card games?
Greg: In your annual reports. On the bus.
Dan: On the bus? I don’t even take the bus.
Adam: I shuffled just fine. They’re all different cards.
Emily: Bryan, you didn’t shuffle right. You gave her all 20 aces out of the gate.
Greg: Stay and play Nertz.
Daniel: I have to go do work.
Greg: Work is ephemeral. Nertz is forever.
Emily: That’s diamonds.
Greg: Diamonds is a subset of the things in Nertz. So it still works.
Tim: Still want to hurt me?
Ian: Yeah, I’m going to get this corn. Which is really painful corn. It’s
Ian and Tim: Paincorn!
Tim: Oh man, there should be a painful unicorn that’s a painicorn!
Greg: Hm. I’ve never been produced before. Do I have a certificate of authenticity?
Tim: Isn’t that what the birth certificate is?
Greg: Well, I do have one of those. In two languages now.
Ian: Whoa. Were you born twice?
Alan: Blah. Ablah. Blah.
Greg: Grrrrrrah. Agrrrrrrah. Grrrrrrah.
Tim: I don’t even know what that is.
Greg: Linguistics for tigers.
Keith: You’re playing KoL… You horrible person. You should go… shoot kittens.
Alan: It’s an asshat. You make it by combining two bum cheeks.
Keith: That’s lovely. In fact, that’s lovely beyond words. So, so lovely.
Tim: Grr. Now he’s a British tiger robot.
Ian: That’s the worst kind of tiger robot.
Tim: Now I’m wondering is it a robot in the shape of a tiger? Someone goes to pet it and it eats you.
Ian: Why would someone pet a tiger?
Tim: Because some people are stupid.
Alan: The boy with the sheep, and he did this when he lied a lot…
Keith: Little Bo Peep!