Grease

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ShinSeikiDan105: haha tho by now i should’ve eaten enough o grease to burn thru an artery :-S
Alan: or at least clog one
ShinSeikiDan105: hmmm like maybe the grease fought itself… and the clogging grease got wiped out by the eating through grease!

Engineer

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Alan: your girlfriend’s not good for anything
Alan: she wont build us a car
Alan: she wont build us a maglev
Alan: blah
Dan: but she can PAINT us a car and maglev, lol
Alan: thats good too
Dan: which we can hand to keith as a schematic
Dan: “you were in engineering, built it!”
Alan: he was even in MECHANICAL engineering
Alan: then ELECTRICAL and computer engineering
Alan: so hes perfect
Dan: woot!
Dan: we just need to collect parts from the space age hallway and we’re good to go

Marielamobile

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Alan: i want a marielamobile…
Alan: i have no idea what the hell that is
Alan: but meh
Alan: i like the sound of it
Dan: it’s obviously a mobile made by mariela, which means… but it doesn’t work, because i can’t ride a cell phone to your room
Alan: XD hahaha
Alan: or it could be a car made by mars
Alan: which would work
Dan: perhaps, tho you wouldnt’ just call it a mobile… cuz like… u gots ta tack teh auto on there
Alan: mobilarielauto
Dan: ooooooo

Later…
Mariela: so…i need to make you guys a car?
Alan: yep
Mariela: you DO know i’m in MCS, not like…Honda college
Alan: but mcs secretly stands for mariela’s car school
Mariela: LOL
Alan: so you must be able to make cars
Mariela: no, sorry
Alan: aww
Mariela: i cant even pass the theoretical test

Inheritance

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Alan: i wish it was possible to write another parent class besides Object
Alan: like have everything decended from DansMom
Dan: haha
Alan: public class FastFood extends DansMom
Dan: and implements Grease
Alan: but Grease also extends DansMom
Alan: hmm…
Alan: that means
Alan: Grease.haveKids(); is a method
Dan: lol omg it’s sentient

Termination

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Alan: dan losing == roxors
Alan: while(doesLose(dan)) alan.setMood(“Happy”);
Alan: 🙂
Dan: while (doesLose(dan) && alan.isHappy()) dan.kick(alan);
Dan: 😛
Alan: while(dan.kick(alan)) alan.holdUpObject(“Dan’s Computer”);
Dan: while (alan.isHolding(“Dan’s Computer”)) dan.steal(“Alan’s Computer”);
Alan: while(alan.getComputer.isStolen()) alan.holdHostage(mars);
Dan: !!!!
Dan: grrr you force me to play dirty
Dan: while (mars.isHostage()) dan.burn(“tcgs”);
Alan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) alan.steal(dan.getGundamStuff());
Dan: compiler error – method getGundamStuff() does not exist in the dan class – none of it lives at cmu 😛
Alan: hmm
Alan: while(dan.isBurning(“tcgs”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“Chicken strips, hot dogs, and fries”);
Dan: try { dan.eat(“fast food”); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.cook(“ramen”); }
Alan: if(dan.cook(“ramen”)) throw new OutOfObjectError(“ramen”);
Dan: try { dan.eat(); } catch(OutOfObjectError oooe) { dan.leadDaringCommandoRaidToSecureMars(); }
Alan: while(dan.isLeadingCommandoRaid()) dan = People.AGENT_SMITH;
Dan: System.out.println(“You know, Alan, the good thing about being me is that there are so many mes.”); while (mars.isHostage()) { dan.copy(); }
Alan: you didnt set dan.copy() to anything
Alan: System.gc();
Alan: System.out.println(“Byebye copies”);
Dan: ok fine i’ll make a linked list of dans, keep adding a new one, and then use an iterator to make them attack you 😛
Alan: ill take your linked list and set the head to null
Dan: i’ll set yuor mom to null 😛 then with the root gone, her child node is also garbage collected 😛
Alan: i already nullified dan though
Dan: grrr… um… mars did it while you were busy nulling me!
Alan: hmm
Alan: oh well
Alan: thats ok
Alan: we’re both garbage collected then
Dan: yay! mutual terminatino!
Dan: strange game – the only winning move is not to play