Christa: Has anyone tried jelly on top of cream cheese?
Daniel: My dad does that. He’s a happy guy.
Allison: I really want to meet your parents. Not in a creepy way.
Daniel: That would be so badass if they had valentine cards with Rebecca Black.
Allison: If none of my article are good, what do I scream? Table of contents?
Daniel: Check out our table of contents!
Daniel: Whoa, it’s already typed out for me. Did you do that with your mind?
Daniel: That is a large human being right there.
Greg: Stay and play Nertz.
Daniel: I have to go do work.
Greg: Work is ephemeral. Nertz is forever.
Emily: That’s diamonds.
Greg: Diamonds is a subset of the things in Nertz. So it still works.
Emily: Farmer Dan! Have you ever milked a cow?
Dan: No. I saw a cow being born once though. That’s my only farm experience.
Emily: The next “How Things Work” should be on survival. Drinking your own urine and eating flowers and shit.
Katie: The bus takes too long to arrive. Go into survival mode and drink your own piss.
Daniel: I’m actually going to talk this time! She and… What was I going to say? I got so excited about talking.
(Michael is writing names on the projected screen to order the people that want to talk. Daniel’s turn comes.)
Daniel: I have nothing to add. Everyone already said everything. I just wanted to see my name up there.