Tim: Did you know all food at India Garden is made from ground babies? Democratic babies too. Just trying to add more controversy. And they fry food in democratic baby blood. If I’m elected… I’d be surprised.
Tag Archives: babies
Big plankton
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Alan: Babies! Big babies! Well, I guess they’re actually not big.
Mark: By definition they’re small.
Alan: Depends what you’re comparing them to.
Mark: I was comparing them to things bigger than babies.
Alan: I was comparing them to plankton.
Mark: I don’t know, I’ve seen some pretty big plankton.
Baby seals
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Ian: What if they build giant baby seal cubes. And start killing people?
Alan: Hmm…
Ian: And they could travel back in time and prevent us from making contact with aliens. Which would explain why we haven’t made contact with aliens. Curse you baby seals!
Wombs
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Alan: we made lots of babies, you’re falling behind
Alan: you havent met your monthly quota
Elenya DoUrden: the hell.
Elenya DoUrden: does she lay eggs or something?
Elenya DoUrden: becase my monthy quota is 1/9 of a baby.
Alan: she has batches of 10, and pops one out every month or so
Alan: well, every 9/10s of a month
Alan: and we replace it
Alan: better evolve another few wombs, bitch
Elenya DoUrden: i’m evolving as fast as i can!
Elenya DoUrden: just give me a few more months
Elenya DoUrden: then i’ll be popping out babies like no ones business
Vaginas
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nukeade: Those nasty nasty vaginas.
nukeade: Always bleeding and dropping babies.
Sex Clue
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Alan: meh, i couldve sworn i was right with my guess of ghannema with the used condom in the dining room
Alan: i suck at sex-clue
Alan: i want to make this….
Alan: it’s like clue except you figure out whose baby it is
gregh1983: Ha ha ha!!!
Alan: was it miss scarlet in the conservatory with the alien probe?
gregh1983: Or Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the illicit magazine?
Alan: or mr. green in the kitchen with the aborted-but-living fetus?
gregh1983: Eeew, how unsanitary.
Alan: eh, whatever works
Alan: just shove it up there
gregh1983: If this game shows up at the next Get Board Get Carded, I will know who to blame.
Game
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Alan: I should eat! What should I eat?
Keith: Babies.
Alan: Oooo babies.
Keith: Darn, I just lost the game.
Rain
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PotatoWeasel: it’s raining babies! hallelujah, it’s raining babies…
Siamese Dead Babies!
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Drawn by Alan
The Dead Baby Cafe
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Drawn by Amanda